This is Troy. He makes time with all the ladies in town. Look for him making out with some hooker backstage.

Bruce sent us his senior picture. Bruce requested "Leather 'n' Lace" 52 times at his senior prom

This is Wyatt. He works at the Car Quest in Fife and gives Leo good deals on Camaro parts. He also helps ward off unruly groupies with his noxious odors.

These are the winners of the "Hang Out With Beef Magnet" contest. We took them to Warlocks for some video games and then ditched 'em at the bowling alley in Skyway because they kept reciting lines from Babylon 5.

This is Pete. This picture of Pete was taken while waiting in line to see Beef Magnet

Here is another pic from the Beef Magnet picnic. This is the Ballbuster. Him and Jenkins got in a wrestling match and Ballbuster did a triple assnut slam and put Jenkins out of commission for a while

This is Sheena. She throws her panties at us but we don't get too close because she used to be a man.

This is some drunk guy who showed up to the Beef Magnet picnic. He does this great trick where he shoots milk out of his ass.

Here is Chet's older brother Derreck. He works at the Kent fitness club and will play the Barbarian in the upcoming Beef Magnet video.

This character is known is known as "Shades" by his buddies. He encourages his girlfriend to flash her tits at Beef Magnet shows.

This unknown rocker was caught in a moment of ecstasy at a show when he found out that the next song was going to be "Minimum Underpants".

Here's good ol' Jenkins. He is always bound to raise a ruckuss at a Beef show.

This is Leo's dad, Cliff Witherspoon. He just came back into town on a freight train and came down to the show to try and get some money from Leo and see if he knew where Mom was because he wants her back.

Fabriccio is a good friend of the Beef Magnet crew. He comes down to the Slaughterhouse and jams with the boys on occasion.

This is Fabriccios hot ride. When you see this outside a Beef show, watch out

This was sent in by Cynthia's boyfriend. Rumor has it that "Back in the Saddle" gets her "in the mood"